Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies?
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawn mower with Patrict Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.
Just once, i want my life to be like an '80s movie.
Preferably one with a really awesome muscial moment for no apparent reason.
But, no. No.
John Hughes did not direct my life.