一早醒来,在JAMES家....
JAMES:HEY,SLEEPY HEAD,YOU UP?懒虫,起床了
JACKS:WHAT TIME IS IT?几点啊?
JAMES:ALMOST NOOM.差不多中午了
JACKS:I'M AFRAID YOU'V GOT TO GO.MY FRIENDS COMING OVER FOR BRUNCH.我想你该走了,我的朋友要过来午餐(JACKS以为在自己家)
JAMES:WHAT? IN MY APPARTMENT?什么?在我这儿?
JACKS:!@#$%^&*....SORRY!
JAMES:3YEARS,YOU STILL TREAT ME LIKE A ONE-NIGHT STAND!3年了,你似乎还把我当作是一夜情!
JACKS:.......
在VOGUE工作室为模特拍照....
SASHA:OKEY,LADIES,ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER.OK,NOW JADE LOOK INTO BENG'S EYES,PLS.THANK YOU VERY MUCH....NO,WITH LOVE!好,女士们,手臂相互环绕,JADE看着BENG的眼睛...不,要充满爱意
JACKS:PANDORA,HOW'S IT GOING?PANDORA,这里进行的怎样了?
PANDORA:OH,YOU KNOW,JADE HATES BENG,BENG HATS JADE,AND SASHA HATES EVERYONE!
哦,你知道的,JADE 恨BENG,BENG也恨JADE,SASHA恨所有人...
JACKS和好友TALUALLAH见面....
TALUALLAH：WHO IS THAT?他是谁?
JACKS:SASHA'S ASSISTANT,HE'S GAY.SASHA的新助手,他是个GAY
TALUALLAH：HOW CAN YOU TELL?你怎么知道?
JACKS:TRUST ME,I HAVE BEST GAYDAR IN LONDON.THAT BOY GAY AS A GOOSE.相信我,全伦敦就数我看GAY的眼光最准确了.
TALUALLAH：LUCKY FUCKING GEESE.幸运的小同志!
JACKS和PETER讨论FALL IN LOVE....
JACKS:THAT MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL WAKE UP AND FEEL ...也许有天早晨我醒来的时候会觉得...
PETER:WHAT?觉得什么?
JACKS:IN LOVE!YOU KNOW,DIZZY,AND FEVERISH AND NAUSEOUS...坠入爱河啊,你知道,头晕,兴奋,神志不清...
PETER:THAT'S NOT LOVE,JACKS,IT'S THE FLU.那不是坠入爱河,那是流感
大家一起去参观FIN的LIFE AND DEATH EXHIBIT生命既死亡展览
PETER:I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE DEAD ANIMAL THING WAS 10YEARS AGO.我想这种动物死尸展览早在10年前就有了吧
JACKS:IN FORMALDEHYDE,YES.BUT FINLAY SAID THIS STUFF ISNT PRESERVED.IT ROTS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.
浸泡在福尔马林液体里的是的,不过,FINLAY说这些没有被处理过,而是活生生在你眼前慢慢的腐烂.
PETER:NICE!WHERE IS FIN ANYWAY?SAY OUR HELLS BEFOR I TURN VEGAN.不错啊,那FIN他人在哪里啊?在我还没变成素食主义者之前向他问好!
FINLAY：TALUALLAH HAS VERY KINDLY ARGEED TO READ ONE OF HER POEMS.
TALUALLAH今天要为我们朗诵她的诗歌
PETER:GOD HELP US!上帝保佑!(看似TALUALLAH的诗歌并不受欢迎)
JACKS:I THINK IT'S SWEET.TALUALLAH WANTS TO BE SYLVIA PLATH.(SYLVIA PLATH小说家,执迷于探索死亡/自然)
我觉得挺不错啊,TALUALLAH一直希望成为像SYLVIA PLATH一样的诗人
PETER:WELL,SHE SHOUD FIND AN OVEN(SYLVIA PLATH用自家的炉子煤气自杀死亡)
那她应该赶快先去找个炉子.
TALUALLAH开始念诗歌....
PETER:I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS...看来我还得喝的醉点才听的下去啊...
PETER,JACKS,TALUALLAH一起午餐...
PETER:SPEAKING YOU BOYFRIEND,HOW IS HIS NAME?
说说你男友叫什么来着?
TALUALLAH:YOU MEAN FREEDOM?
你是说FREEDOM?
PETER:FREEDOM?WHAT KIND OF NAME IS FREEDOM?
FREEDOM?这算个什么名字啊?
TALUALLAH:JAMAICAN,DARLING.
他是个牙买加人,亲爱的
JACKS:WHY DIDN'T HE COME FOR BRUNCH?
那他为什么不一起来午餐?
TALUALLAH:WE HAD A ROW ABOUT HIS CAR.I TOLD HIM I DON'T GENERALLY GET INTO CARS THAT COST LESS THAN MY HANDBAG.AND HE ACCUSED ME OF BEING A SPOILED BITCH WHO IS ONLY IN LOVE WITH HIS SKIN COLOR.
我们为了车的事情吵了一架.我告诉他我不会去乘比我手提包还便宜的车的,他指责我是一个只爱他的肤色的娇生惯养的婊子
TALUALLAH,PETER去拍卖会的路上...
PETER:TALUALLAH,WHAT'S WRONG?你怎么啦,TALUALLAH?
TALUALLAH:FREEDOM HAS HAVING AN AFFAIR
FREEDOM有外遇了.
PETER:AN AFFAIR? YOU'VE ONLY GOING OUT FOR 2 WEEKS.WHO IS HE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH?
外遇?你们才认识2周啊?他怎么可能有外遇呢?是谁啊?
TALUALLAH:ME! I JUST FOUND OUT HE'S MARRIED.
是我!我发现他已经结婚了!
在拍卖会上...
TALUALLAH'S MOM:THIS IS KLAUS,THIS IS MY DAUGHTER TALUALLAH.
这是KLAUS,这是我女儿TALUALLAH
KLAUS:SO,YOU ARE HER DAUGHTER?你是她女儿?
TALUALLAH:ONLY BY BIRTH,DON'T HOLD IT AGAINEST ME.WHOEVER DESING THOESE HEELS MUST REALLY HETES WOMEN.她只是生了我而已,别拿这些说事!...谁设计了她的这双高跟鞋?一定恨透了女人!
KLAUS:I DESIGN THOSE HEELS!这鞋是我设计的!
TALUALLAH:AND THANK GOD YOU DID IT!OR MY MOTHER'S ARSE WOULD BE DUSTING THE FLOOR!哦,感谢上帝,多亏你设计了这双高跟鞋,不然我妈妈的屁股非得拖到地板上!
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