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William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):
“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.
“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”
“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”
“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.
“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.
“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.
“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.
“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.
Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:
“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene
“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene
“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)
“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare
“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare
“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)
“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe
“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)
“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom
“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.
“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare
“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare
