（不多说了，来品一品阿奇叔叔的耳光）
ARCHY
Bandy if you ever ask a stupid
question like that again, you see
Danny there? He's gonna slap you.
BANDY
Sorry Arch, it's just,...I was trying
to use initiative.
ARCHY
Danny slap him.
DANNY slaps him with the back of his left hand. Archy's not
happy - it was the wrong hand.
ARCHY (CONT'D)
With the right Danny,..properly.
DANNY slaps him again, it's weak.
ARCHY (CONT'D)
I said properly, with the back of
your right hand Danny.
DANNY
What is this a tennis match Arch?
ARCHY
Slap him!
DANNY slaps him again, BANDY takes it good. Archy huffs and
goes over to slap him proper,
SLAP! Bandy's disappeared into another dimension.
ARCHY (CONT'D)
Like that!
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
ROCKNROLLA
30 CONTINUED: (2) 30
ARCHY (CONT'D)
(beat)
Now, if you men can master a slap
like that, there's no need for your
clients to hold back. They'll open
up like a fountain full of words
after one of those.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
ROCKNROLLA
30 CONTINUED: (3) 30
ARCHY (CONT'D)
No need for strong violence, no no,
they're straight back to their
childhood. Putty in your hands, ask
Bandy,...
(motioning)
Look, thinks he's back at school.
DANNY
But he never went to school.
ARCHY
Daniel, do you want a slap as well?
Now, if the slap doesn't work,..Cut
'em...or pay 'em, but keep the
receipts 'cos this ain't the Mafia.
(beat)
Now, get to work and find that
painting.
