与其说是吐槽，不如说是old school版本的剧本写作指南

■Plot:
meet cute / love conquers all / kiss in rain
spit take
jump scare/ cat / mirror
the wilhelm scream
badly timed tech fail / ticking time bomb
montage
rock cop
car chase
one man army
fist fight
you killed my father

■Girl:
smurfette - a girl between boys
high heel action
manic pixie dream girl
the final girl

■Rule:
the white savior
the magical negro
animals with a 6th sense
the bad guy with scale / have culture / British with English accent / finally dead
the good guy always wins

■Supporting role:
dead man walking
bury your gays
talk to tombstone

■Tools:
eiffel in a window
the grocery bag with bread
eating apple/ sweep desk