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每当飞天德闪亮登场的时候,总会以"I am the terror that flaps in the night!" 宣告自己的出现,但在不同剧集里他的登场宣言也各种变体:

"Fee Fi Fo Fum. I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
"I am the good that flatters in the day!?"
"I am the terror that hunts in the night!"
"I am the most fiendish terror that flaps in the darkest night!"
"I am the terrier that yaps in the night!"

飞天德的第二句话往往把自己比作某种讨人嫌的东西,或者是接一个无厘头的比喻句,最后以 "I am Darkwing Duck!" 结尾。中间的那个句子有:

"I am the spider who naps at your neck!"
"I am the chill that runs up your spine!"
"I am the little mouse that eats your cheese!"
"I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice!"
"I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg!"
"I am the pin that will burst your bubble!"
"I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe!"
"I am the termite that devours your floorboards!"
"I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out!"
"I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed!"
"I am the switch that derails your train!"
"I am the paper cut that ruins your morning!"
"I am the jailer who throws away the key!"
"I am the surprise in your cereal box."
"I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!"
"I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil!"
"I am the moth that seeks your porchlight!"
"I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!"
"I am the thing that goes bump in the night!"
"I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!"
"I am the flea you cannot flick!"
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!"
"I am the batteries that are not included!"
"I am the headache in the criminal mind!"
"I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!"
"I am the onion that stings in your eye!"
"I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade!"
"I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!"
"I am the stain that CAN'T be rubbed out!"
"I am the low ratings that cancel your program!"
"I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!"
"I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!"
"I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the itch you cannot reach!"
"I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!"
"I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of injustice!"
"I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!"
"I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!"
"I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!"
"I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!"
"I am the single career man all women want to date!"
"I am the check writer in the 'Cash Only' line!"
"I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date!"
"I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop!"
"I am the electrician who short-circuits the power lines of crime!"
"I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!"
"I am the feathery phantom that haunts your nightmares!"
"I am the pit bull that bites the ankle of crime!"
"I am the gold at the end of the rainbow!"
"I am the supernova at the center of the universe!"
"I am the shnowzer that digs up your petunias!"
"I am the soapscum that limes your bathtub!"
"I am the hair ball that clugs your drain!"
"I am the skunk that pollutes your air!"
"I am the shopping cart that mix your paint job!"
"I am the eraser that rubs out the typoses of crime!"
"I am the jackel that knaws at your bones!"
"I am the toddler that naps in the night!"
"I am the terrier that nips at your shoelaces!"
"I am the clipper that trims your hedges!"
"I am the blown fuse that blacks you out!"
"I am the butter that burns in your pan."
"I am the itch in your trigger finger!"
"I am the cold sore that stings your lip?"
"I am the hair in the lens of your projector!"
"I am the scourge that... pecks at your... nightmares."
"I am the pustulent blister that bursts in your boot!"
"I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!"
"I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swingset!"
"I am the soapscum on the tub of crime!"

在某些剧集里他不以 "I am Darkwing Duck!"结尾:

"I am... [interrupted by someone else]
"I am NegaDuck!"
"I am the original Mr. Fix-It!"
"I am DarkWarrior Duck!"
"I am the owner of Mallard Gardens!"
"I am Gosalyn's... Dad? What!?"
"I am DarkWing Super-Powered-Super-Hero Duck!"
"I am ouch!, Quackerjack!?"
"I am oomf!, Stegmutt?"
"I am BushRoot!"
"I am ArchnoDuck!"
"I am DarkWolf Dog!"
"I am Mega NegaDuck!"
"I am Yucky Duck!"
"I am... The Swan Prince?"
"I am... Salt...!"
"I am... Warn... Beyond the leaf..."
"I am... Street Pizza..."
"I am... feeling really stupid."
"I am... totally bored out of my skull."
"I am... blown away... by the alien menace."
"I am... well, you know, whatever."
"I am... obviously all out of my trademark blue smoke."
"I am... the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place! And I am also outta here!"
"I am Teacup Duck..."
"I am DarkWing Speed...Bump."
"I am DarkWing Auto Compostit."

XDDDD最近重新看起英文版,发现这部剧在90年代初绝对算是吐槽如有神^_^ )~~

狡猾飞天德 第一季Darkwing Duck(1991)

又名:怪鸭古惑德 / 蛊惑飞天德

主演:吉姆·卡明斯 特伦斯·麦克格文 克里斯汀·凯文诺 

导演:未知