这集前面看的快笑的断气了 后面却看的差点要哭
这集实在是太精彩了
Ted :"Are you all right?"
Barney :"Why wouldn't be all right? Barney's single again! It's what America's been clamoring for."
Barney :"You know what would kick ass?"
Ted :"Being gay?"
Barney :"Being gay would kick ass! "..........................(LOL)
Ted :"Kids, I cannot stress this enough: Barney and I were going through a tough time"(当时我们处于“王老五变二百五”的艰难时期)
Barney :"Yeah. You know how I got a guy for everything? Well, they're all in New York. My suit guy, my shoe guy, my ticket guy, my club guy.And if I don't have a guy for something, then I have a guy guy to get me a guy. And oddly enough, his name is Guy"
Barney :"This is why bro-parenting works! "
Ted :"Totally! And your salary plus my salary,we can totally afford two places."
Barney :"so... uh, you're gonna keep your job? "
Ted :"Of course i'm gonna keep my job.Why wouldn't i keep my job?"
Barney :"Well, I mean, this whole architecture thing... isn't it more of a hobby?"
Ted :"Excuse me? "
Barney :"And now we're fighting. You know what? Forget i said anything "
Ted :"No! No, no, no. We're having this discussion. Architecture is my life's work. Why don't you quit your job?"
Baryney: ( .....)......"You know what? Scruw this. I'm gonna go to the bar."
Ted :"Yeah, right, right, 'cause the answer's always at the bottom of a bottle! wait, wait, wait! Hold it! brainstorm... nobody' quits their job. we get a nanny."
(还真是 小 夫 妻 诶 = =)
Barney :"Daddy's home. "................!!!!!
Marshall :“If you don't mind me asking... what is this all about? i mean,you are one of the most strong, independent,non-locking-themselves-in-a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people i know. Why-why are you so upset about us moving?"
Robin :"Maybe i just need you guys more than you think"
Jim(?Barney的gay弟弟。。):"I's not crazy. About ten years ago, my best friend and I nearly did the same thing. She was single, I was single, we both wanted a family. It made sense. But now? Every day, we thank our lucky stars that we didn't do it. 'Cause what she found with her husband and what i found with mine-- it was worth the wait"
Barney :"We can do this! Say we can do this."
Ted :"We can't do this Sorry dude. we got to wait for the real thing.. no matter how tough it gets."
Barney :"It gets pretty tough."
Ted :"I know it does, buddy"
Barney :"Ted almost adopted a baby. Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. He actually tried to rope me into it. Can you imagine me being someone's dad?"
Robin :"I'm pregnant."
(有发展啊是个大坑吗亲！！！)
